Brooke Shields Wishes She'd Been Sluttier

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Hey teenagers, Brooke Shields has some advice for you: Start humping now, lest you regret your prudishness later in life and say to yourself, "Man, I should have fucked more!" Brooke may have played a prepubescent prostitute in the flickers, but in reality she didn't give it up until she was 22. If she could do it all over again, she totally would've been railroading the football team. She said:

I think I would have lost my virginity earlier than I did at the age of 22. I had the public and all this pressure, and I wish I had just gotten it over with in the beginning when it was sort of OK.

We bet this makes for nice family discussion time. Daughter: "Mommy, what's your biggest regret in life?" Brooke: "I really wish I would have started having sex at thirteen, fourteen. Man, that would have been fun. I had so much energy back then! Now honey, I want you to learn from Mommy's mistakes. If you haven't popped that cherry by the time you hit high school, you will live a life of regrets."

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Randy June 9, 2009 at 8:26 am

Never to late Brooke. You are still as hot as ever.

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