Brooke Shields has announced that she's pregnant with her second child. Meanwhile, in a bid to save her from the glib, harmful world of pharmeceuticals, Tom Cruise is presently making her an emergency post-partum depression kit full of pilates DVDs and Flintstones Chewables.
Good Christ, just what the Sam Hill is up with these Hollywood types and their babymaking lately? Are bulbous stomachs the new trucker hat? Is there something in the toro at Koi that causes spontaneous ovulation? Are Tinseltown's finest trying to create the world's wealthiest and prettiest preschool class? At any rate, Brooke is presently basking in what the tabloids call BABY JOY after announcing the news that she's got one cookin' all up in the gut. It's no secret that she and her husband, who is not famous and therefore doesn't matter, wanted another child. Brooke recently said of her daughter, "I don't want her to be the only one dealing with me when she's older."
Brooke's daughter Rowan was born in 2003 after successful in vitro fertilization. See, Tom? You and Brooke aren't so different after all.
See just what gets between Brooke and her Calvins at MrSkin.com.