When Denise Richards and Nikki Sixx hooked up , we all wondered what would happen when washed-up ’80s rockers ran out of eligible washed-up ’90s starlets, and vice versa. I still have no answer to that question, but I now know what washed-up ’90s rockers are doing: bagging Charlie Sheen’s exes! Wait, a minute. Charlie Sheen’s exes are frequently washed-up ’90s starlets. Now I’m woefully confused. At any rate, TMZ says that:
Dave Navarro helped Brooke Mueller get over the pain of her impending divorce from Charlie Sheen last night in Aspen — with a crazy public make-out session!
Our Aspen spies spotted the two downstairs at Nobu, at around 8:15 PM. We’re told Jane’s Addiction band members and Brooke were at the table. Dave went outside to smoke and Brooke followed … once outside they began to “full on make out,” as Dave had his hand on her chest.
They came back inside, got their stuff and left together.
Dave Navarro is truly the corniest. Can you imagine what sex with him would be like? He’d probably make you watch him try on his feather boas and play with his own nipple rings and he’d read erotica aloud to you. I’d rather place my genitals on top of a fire ant hill.
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the V*GINA around his mouth is now completed.
……….THE WEST HOLLYWOOD BOY’S ARE WAITING FOR HIS BL*WJOBS!!!