We’ll still awaiting the full autopsy report after actress Brittany Murphy‘s untimely death at the age of 32. But Brittany’s dashing widower, gallumphing boob Simon Monjack, doesn’t need the results to know what killed her. It was not drugs, nor a heart condition nor diabetes. It was because Warner Bros. are real mean. From the Daily Beast:
The Daily Beast has learned that Simon Monjack, the much-maligned husband of Brittany Murphy, is only days away from filing a wrongful-death action against Warner Brothers, claiming that the studio is responsible for the unexpected death of the 32-year-old actress last December. “They killed her,” he told me . . . Monjack and Brittany’s mother, Sharon, who also spoke to me, are convinced that the once-promising star died of a heart attack from the stress caused by Warner Brother’s canceling of a contract just two weeks before she died. Murphy was excited to have begun production on the sequel to the animated hit Happy Feet, but when she was fired by Warner Brothers, Monjack says, “She was devastated.”
Well, what can you expect with women? They’re so delicate, liable to fall into a swoon upon hearing news that their beloved brother has contracted the grippe or when a gentleman neglects to place his calling card at the left of the silver salver. You might think that the leading cause of death in young actresses is drug overdose or car accidents but in fact, it’s due to failure to voice a cartoon penguin.
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I blame George Lucas. In that last Star Wars movie, he made it acceptable for women to die of broken hearts. He’s like an accomplice in the murder…
AND! in the murder of my childhood… *tear*
If ya don’t eat… and you are diabetic… you will fall over dead! Simple!!! He should sue Brittany for trying to loose weight!