We weren't the only ones nauseated by Britney Spears talking about her fabulous three-times-a-day sex with Kevin Federline. Kevin's latest sperm receptacle was recently seen hurling her Corn Nuts all over a fancy hotel pool deck. Luckily no glass coffee tables got in her way.
As Brit displayed her swollen belly in a bikini in the Marina del Rey Ritz-Carlton pool, she was overcome with a bout of morning sickness. Children were swept aside and frightened women screamed as if Godzilla were terrorizing their village, but Britney just couldn't make it to the cabana in time, leaving a trail of partially digested snack food poolside for the hotel staff to contend with (of course Brit fled to her room after the upchuck and left the mess to the minions). This may be a sign that baby Lurlene Crystal-Jo Federline just isn't satisfied with a constant diet of deep-fried Twinkies and Yoohoo.
Would you like to see Britney's Nude Review at MrSkin.com? Sure you would!
