Quick, think of the least sexy supposedly sexy scenario that could ever exist. Even if you came up with Minnie Pearl riding William Shatner's face while she tickled his balls with her dangling price tag, we've got you beat. We have pictures of Britney Spears working a stripper pole in her new video. We're sure she greased up the pole with her weave first.
OK, maybe we're being too harsh on Britney. Sure, that first picture looks a bit like someone named Chastity Midnight, which would definitely explain the hair, as Chastity forgot to stow a brush in her Nite Moves locker and has a bit of mosquito guts smeared in her weave from the ride over on her hog. And the first pic in the series below does look like she's trying to birth her three-Big-Mac dinner. But those next two are . . . not entirely repulsive. She looks fit, you can barely see the holes in her fishnets, and, most importantly, she's not wearing the Deee-Lite boots in the background. Britney may need a lot of things, but groove in the heart is not one of them.
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She's too fat to be on the stripper pole.
She looks like a joke.
look like britney get new job as a pro stripper