Jesus Christ, will somebody please give Britney Spears a fucking door prize or something? Yes, Brit, we see that you're wearing underwear. You actually strapped on a brassiere and a pair of panties. Noted, okay? Just give us another minute or two to put the finishing touches on your ticker tape parade.
Hey, do you guys still want to see this kind of thing?
We all know that the old gray mare ain't what she used to be. Seeing a smooth swath of Britney midriff in 1999 and full-on Britney beef curtains in 2006 are two distinctly different animals. And it's every day now, with the panties and the bra and the butt and the nipples and the cooter. These Britney pieces, are they worth posting? Do the bits remain mystical after they have been paraded in front of God and everyone 24/7 for nigh on a month? It's like unicorns. You happen upon one in the forest and it's a religious experience. But if you see them every day in the workplace, driving Nissan Sentras, getting mocha frappucinos, and reading your gas meter, the magic is kind of lost. Despite the prancing, the glittery horn, and the soft, brushable mane.
The full set of Britnerwear pics is available at Egotastic!
And dive into Lake Britney at MrSkin.com.
