After the cut, we proudly present the first Britney Spears naked slip pics in a month of Sundays. Certainly you're having flashbacks to yesterday's pictures. You know the ones. The ab ones, the 1999-redux ones. Those ones. Unfortunately, there is no such hotness in these new boob shots. There is, however, a novelty cowboy hat and a Target brand Princess Jasmine Halloween wig involved. Proceed at your own risk!
With the county fair hat and scrunchie-as-jewelry, one might call Britney a master of accessorizing. But the real hero here is the bear that mauled her decolletage, ripping her neon tank top (is that Ron Jon? Gotcha? Panama Jack?), creating a perfect aperture through which her jugs might–and do–pop. Where is this "bear", you might ask? Oh, um, nowhere. That bear suit we're wearing? It's for . . . a . . . child's birthday party. And why do we have fabric shears in our plush paw? No reason.
Photos via X17 Online and ONTD.
More titney sheers at MrSkin.com.
