We never thought it would happen, but Britney Spears has finally become sick of Kevin Federline wasting all of her money on weed and hookers–oh, we're sorry, dancers–and put him on a budget. She earned that money by squeezing her ass into latex and shaking it around and it's gotta last her till she's as old and wide and full of the crazies as Liz Taylor. Ain't no man gonna make her work again.
Britney, likely preparing for a second junk-food crazed mouth to feed and the ensuing cost of family fat camp, has but Kevin on a budget. A source told Page Six:
"Each month, he will be allotted a certain amount of money for personal use – i.e., clothing, nightclubs, booze and day-to-day activities. Any big items – cars, or trips that go over allowance – need to be approved by Brit herself. She acknowledges she has made a great deal of money. However, she is trying to show Kevin that he needs to be responsible and curb his out-of-control spending habits."
That, and she needs more money in her emergency frickle and chunky monkey fund. $200 a week just isn't covering it anymore. Our other theory includes Brit spending those saved pennies on her budding Brad Pitt shrine. A girl's just gotta lick.
Britney earing cash at MrSkin.com.
