Oh, Christ.

britho1.jpgA compassionate stranger reaches a trembling, helpful paw out in a vain attempt to block the visual assault of Britney Spears wearing her usual ensemble: thrift store wig, fedora, fishnets with E-Z access holes, and castoffs from the Halloween scene in Mean Girls. The hand was not successful in obscuring the objectionable sight, but the gesture is appreciated. So shines a good deed in a weary world.

Take the jump, and see more of Britney looking like she's just emerged from the costume section of Spencer's.

Well, she certainly looks pleased with herself.

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"Hey, honey. Hey, sweetie. Need a date? Want some fun? Oh, wait, you're a lady. And I'm a multimillionaire."

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In case you were wondering, no that is not a tramp stamp tattoo. It's a doo smear.

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There are so, so many more pictures of Britney in lace, fishnets, and all the other geegaws and gear of jazzercize class in trailer town. Check out more at Drunken Stepfather.

Britney is better dressed, though still scanty, at MrSkin.com.

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