Britney Spears Bestows Crotch Upon Fan

Britney‘s Femme Fatale tour hit Los Angeles last night, and during “Leather and Lace”, she pulled a random male fan onstage and gave him a lap dance. Remember when you got a boner in math class? Imagine that, only in front of 15,000 people. This guy’s night was almost as embarrassing as the fact that I was bummed out that this wasn’t the Stevie Nicks and Don Henley “Leather and Lace”. “Sometimes I’m a strong man, sometimes cold and scaaaaared…”

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none June 21, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Why would that give anyone a boner? More like dry heaves….

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