Before we get into this video clip, can someone please tell us why Bret Michaels and Poison were performing at the Tony Awards? Is there a Rock of Love musical we don't know about? (Actually, that's a fairly amazing idea. Complicated dance schemes involving throwing the devil's horns. A chorus line of skanks in bikinis. "Unskinny Bop" belted out as the heart-tugging centerpiece.) We don't have the answer, but for some reason, C.C. Deville teased his hair and Bret troweled on an extra layer of bronzer to mime playing "Nothing But a Good Time" last night. And as they pretended to rock out on the last note, a giant set thingie came down and appeared to chop off Bret's head. Most likely it was just his cowboy hat but we do like to envision his head, lips still pursed and extensions still flowing, rolling across the stage into Heather's waiting arms.
"C.C., Pick Up That Guitar and OW, My Skull"
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Maybe if his head wasn't so big, none of this would have happened.
I'm glad he's not hurt though.
Is he dead? It looked like he might have been dead before Stockard Channing started singing.
Haw, you guys.
Apparently, he has a fractured nose and got a few stitches in his lip but will be back to doing shots out of ladies' navels and talking about "diabeetus" in no time.