Just a few days ago, we were feeling sorry for undercover baldie Bret Michaels. The world discovered that he’s a worse lip syncer than Ashlee Simpson and he almost got decapitated by set dressing. (We still think Sebastian Bach’s Broadway connections may have been calling in a favor.) But today there’s no feeling sorry for the man. He’s an idiot. He went yammering on about how depriving his body of insulin is better than Viagra. When Elle asked if his diabetes affects his sex life, he said:
The only time it will ever affect you in bed is if you have extremely low blood sugar and you go into insulin shock, at which point you wonít be standing up, let alone performing sex. However, I will sometimes hold off on the insulin, which will jack my blood sugar level up to the low 200 range. Itís like how a prizefighter will want to go into the ring with his blood sugar levels high. It gives you the stamina of a bull. So, yes, sometimes I will endanger my own life to pleasure a woman.
Great thinking, Bret. And if someone told you that slitting your throat and pumping away until the life is almost totally gone from your eyes was really awesome, would you do that too? Maybe you should read a little about the death of David Carradine.
P.S. If you have some time to kill, do a Google image search on Bret Michaels. A beautiful, beautiful man awaits you.
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I would submit that Brett Michaels is not the only one risking his life when he pleasures a woman.
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its amazing that the picture used in the encyclopedia for talentless douchebag and a picture used for a story about brett micheals are one and the same.
He looks like a chick, with a beard and stash…
BRETT IS BEAUTIFUL
Someone should tell Brett that if his sugar is too high for too long or too high all the time that he may loose circulation to his manly member and it might not work at all!
HE IS BEAUTIFUL…..I LOVE YOU BRETT
OMG ARE YOU ALL JEALOUS OF BEAUTIFUL BRETT MICHAELS? I WISH HE LIVED IN BUFFALO.