Kid Rock was arrested early this morning for allegedly clocking a DJ at a strip club in Nashville, TN. Listen, Kid, we're tired of hearing the Cr¸e's "Girls, Girls, Girls" too, but you don't see us getting all fisty.
Rock, who was in Nashville to perform at friend Merle Kilgore's funeral, came to fisticuffs with the DJ at Christie's Cabaret, one Jay Campos. The two argued about the music playing, and Campos was punched in the face. According to witnesses, the DJ had a red mark on his face–a red mark!!!–and his glasses were broken. Kid Rock, nÈe Robert Ritchie, was taken into custody and then released on $3,000 bond. He was overheard telling reporters that they could cover the story if his "hair looked okay". Cruelly, the press covered the story anyway:
