Brangelina and the Sensual Chamber of Sexy Secrets

angelina-jolie-zombie-armBack when they first joined forced in 2005, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt deafened a nation with the carnal jungle cries that were the result of the joining of America’s Sexiest Genitals. Now that the newness of the relationship has worn off and they’re parents of six, they’ve most likely settled into a dull day-to-day routine and probably have perfunctory sex once a month, right? Wrong. They’re still screwing like freaks. According to our own personal gossip Funky Cold Medina, Female First,

It seems that Brangelina know how to keep their sex lives spicy after Brad Pitt revealed that he and Angelina Jolie have a hidden sex grotto outside their house.

Brad and Ange, who have six children can often find it hard to spend quality time together, but luckily for them, this secret stone grotto behind a waterfall in their pool is;  “A great place for sex.” He told Parade.

Provided the chlorine doesn’t ruin it, the frothy runoff from piston-like thrusting of Angelina and Brad could be just what Ponce de Leon was looking for. The Jolie-Pitts best install a state-of-the-art security system, lest they wake up in the middle of the night to find J. Lo and Madonna crouched in their grotto with straws.

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WeirdArchives August 7, 2009 at 8:34 pm

As long as it’s between consenting adults, they can have an ocean with ripping tubes in the backyard to get it on. Let them play, I say!

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