Life Is Like a Refugee Adoption; You Never Know What You're Gonna Get

by Agent E. on February 29, 2008 10:30am

So disappointed was he that his life partner/baby incubator didn't capture the attention of the Academy with her performance in A Mighty Heart, Brad Pitt is trying a new approach to bring Oscar gold home to the Jolie-Pitt nomadic stead: following in Tom Hanks's footsteps and remaking Forrest Gump through his hairdo. We can't wait to witness Brad shaking hands with Kennedy. Run, Brad Pitt, run!