Stow the children safely in an empty well and get out the hazmat helmets because this information is so shocking it may just bring about the end of humanity as we know it: Brad Pitt had sex with Angelina Jolie! While he was married! And Jennifer Aniston admitted it! (We just blew your fucking minds. Youíre going to have to take a sick day just so you can go home and bury yourself in satin sheets and chocolate-covered marshmallows in order to process this truly shocking discovery.)
Not satisfied with finally outing Deep Throat, the show-offs at Vanity Fair needed to validate their existence by getting Aniston to say, ìYeah, Brad f-ed Ang.î A source told Page Six, "She told [Vanity Fairís Leslie] Bennetts she did want babies with Brad, and that starting a family wasn't the issue. The issue was Brad cheated . . . and she is appalled by the 'family photos' coming out in W." Oh, you mean these photos? The ones that show Brad and Ang playing house with a make-believe family and doing a piss-poor job at keeping up the charade that theyíre not humping, like, eighteen hours a day? If you were Jennifer, what would upset you more: photos of your ex-husband getting cozy with the walking vagina who snatched him away or weekly features in Star and US Weekly titled ìJennifer Is Sadî with accompanying "Look how sad Jennifer is" photo spreads?
Brad saw Jen's boobies. You can too at MrSkin.com.
And you can see so much more than Angelina's boobs at MrSkin.com.
