Boner is Missing

boner_staboneNobody likes it when they lose the boner. Luckily, there are pills for that. Wish we could say the same thing about losing the Boner. Have you seen Dicky Stabone? Popeater reports:

Police and worried loved ones are searching for actor Andrew Koenig, best known for playing “Boner” on ‘Growing Pains,’ who went missing in Vancouver a week ago. Koenig, 42, was last seen on Feb. 14 and missed his flight out of the Olympic host city two days later.

According to TMZ, Walter and Andrew’s mother Judy described their son as “suffering from depression” and “not doing good” in the days before he disappeared.

RIP, my childhood. Reality rears its ugly head once again and takes a dump all over elementary school memories. Boner is a depressive, Andy Keaton is a jailbird. Can’t wait until Skippy Handelman gets busted for making meth and Harriet from Small Wonder starts hooking.

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G February 22, 2010 at 9:44 pm

Actually, the guy who played Skippy visited my college to do standup about a decade ago. There was some sort of incident where he went to a party afterwards and was apparently bombed out of his mind. I don’t remember all of the details, but I am fairly certain he was banned from returning to the campus.

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