Maybe Howard Stern Can Give Him a Job Producing Realistic Fart Sounds

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Doubtless you've heard Bobby Brown was arrested and put in jail for not being able to keep his kids in Fubu gear and Bratz dolls. This is not all that surprising. Also not surprising: He can't scrounge up the dough to make bail. Crack may be whack, but shit's also expensive.

According to Dlisted:

Bobby Brown was arrested for not paying child support to his first baby mama. He was ordered to stay in the clink until he pays $19,150 in fees. I guess he couldnít come up with the dough, because he was in there for 3 days. Whitney didnít bail his shit out. He was released last night after his brother Tommy, paid up.

However, it was a DC radio station that really put up the money. Hot 99.5ís Kane offered to pay the 19 grand if Bobby appeared on the show for one full week. Bobby agreed.

We're guessing that Bobby's week-long employment will consist of him playing a block of "Candy Girl," "Mr. Telephone Man," "My Prerogative," and "Humpin' Around" followed by a half hour of weeping. It's sure to pull in more listeners than Ryan Seacrest's show.

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