Those Brits always think they're so much better than us, drinking tea and watching soccer while we're swilling beer and getting into fist fights at football games. Well, we've got you now, suckers. We knew all along that Bob Marley was dead. Ha ha, we're smarter than you!
A researcher from the BBC recently contacted the family of Bob Marley, requesting an interview with the reggae legend for a documentary about his song "No Woman, No Cry". The email to Marley's family stated that the documentary "would only work with some participation from Bob Marley himself." You better find a new subject then, smart guy, because Marley died of cancer in 1981. We're assuming that part of this peon's research including smoking inhuman amounts of the weed and it caused a little bit of selective memory loss. We're just hoping that the researcher doesn't try to call the Pope's people for an interview next.
Bob Marley: Still Dead
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