The holiday season is a time of giving. A time of sharing. A time to let your loved ones know you care. We were expecting The Lady Federline to bang out a Christmastime ode to her husband's XBox skills, but, surprisingly, it's everyone's favorite deadbeat dad, Steve Bing, who busts out the quill and lets the muse take over.
The film producer and inexplicable chick-magnet is, as you know, the father of Liz Hurley's son. A man of many talents (not just inseminating on the run!), Bing penned this romantic jingle for the new lady in his life, Nicole Kidman:
"I know we'll be jolly, stuff turkey and wave mistletoe.
Even better with friends than flying it solo.
Me? I'll do it with this seasonal chick.
She's a cool cat. Untie the bow and welcome the other Saint Nic."
"Do it"? "Untie the bow"? Now tell me, gentle reader, what red-blooded female could resist such flowery prose?
P.S. Yeah, Steve? You don't WAVE mistletoe.
See Nicole Kidman at MrSkin.com
