Bilson-Brody-Braff: The Greatest Love Story Ever Told Involving the Letter B

Can someone please, for the love of all that is godly and true in today's material world, tell us what it is that makes Zach Braff so irresistable to nubile young starlets? If all it takes to nab shorties is having a homely, rubbery face replete with tiny mole eyes and a potato nose, and an unfunny sitcom, then why isn't Jon Cryer up to his neck in Olsen va-jay-jay?

Soooo, a couple days ago, we heard that Rachel Bilson, who is supposedly seeing that teen dreamboat Adam Brody, was seen engaging in the dreaded canoodling with her The Last Kiss costar Zach Braff, who is supposedly throwing it into the lovely and talented Mandy Moore. OMFG, right? Well, we didn't think much of it, basically because we are craggy and old and were too busy shaking our fists and wondering why we hadn't heard any good stories about Rip Torn and Eydie Gormet lately. At any rate, the foul-mouthed rapscallions at the Drunken Stepfather blog have ponied up pictures of Braffson for our perusal. And, eh, we dunno. There's nothing particularly salacious happening in them, but Braff looks kind of well into his cups and seems to be getting handsy with plenty of underaged dames, including Miss Bilson. If they are, indeed, having an affair, then Adam Brody and Mandy Moore can get together and cause a sonic boom of dimpled, dewy-skinned all-American adorableness across the world. Fire, floods, and famine will follow. Wait a minute, that's not good. Someone stop them! Before they kill again.

Bilson's nude review at MrSkin.com.

And Mandy's nipple! No, really.

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