Bikinilo '66

We were all excited to make an oh-so-clever, snarky pun in regards to Christina Ricci donning the two piece–"What a Monster!" "The Nation will need Prozac after seeing those pics!" "Christina in a bikini is The Opposite of Sex"!–but she looks amazing, and we're humbled. Humbled and aroused.

Hey, everybody! It's bikini season! Pretty girls in tiny thingies. A bikini is just two steps away from naked, you know. Listen, we don't have anything against Christina Ricci aside from the fact that she's fooled everyone into thinking she can act. We're just surprised–nay, delighted–that her figure has regained the soft fullness of her youth in the right spots after a prolonged period of bobbleheadedness. We know you wanted nip, we know you were hoping for crack, but bikini is the best we could do. Christina is looking pretty flawless from every angle, so just use your g.d. imagination, creep.

All the pics are available for your scrutiny here.

You want Christina without the bikini? You got her. At MrSkin.com.