A long, long time ago we told you about a possible Baywatch movie. David Hasselhoff jokes were made. Bouncing breasts in taut red swimsuits were fantasized about. But since the female stars of Baywatch are now people's mothers and sport those career-killing things called wrinkles, new bouncy, smooth-skinned meat will have to brought in. And since the most ardent skill required is the ability to run while tossing your hair, we think Jessica Simpson might be able to master it. If she's given a few months of preparation.
A source told The Sun:
"Jessica really caught the eye in The Dukes of Hazzard film last summer. She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role. Jessica has all the assets to make Pammi's part her own."
Jessica Simpson in a red bathing suit. Hmmm, why does that seem so familiar? We wonder how the screenwriters are going to work in innuendos about her undercarriage while she's running across the beach to save a cute puppy that got washed up into the surf. So many questions.
Jessica. In a bikini. At MrSkin.com.
