Paris Hilton is doing her part to save the planet. She's working on populating her very own ark for the next great flood, and we hear that she's devised a plan to turn splooge into a nutritious and energizing snack. (How do you think she stays so chipper all the time?) Plus, she's really into recycling.
She wisely left the swan at home. After all the trouble she's had lately with that kinkajou, the last thing she needs is a beak to eye.
Paris is naked at MrSkin.com.
But Bjˆrk did that first too.
Big Time Parisality
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