Can you pay BeyoncÈ's bills?
Can you pay her telephone bills?
Can you pay her waxing bills?
Please, Jay-Z, do not send over a trio of well-dressed men to "pop" a "cap" in our "ass" for sharing these BeyoncÈ onstage, upskirt shots. She's not sporting a Demi Moore-style unpruned privet or nothin', but it's nice to see that even people who are paid to be shiny and sparkly and toned sometimes get lazy. We feel that the expression on her face nicely illustrates that classic holy-god-I-am-onstage-with-my-pegs-spread-in-front-of-God-and-everybody-and-I-forgot-to-pack-my-Lady-Bic panic. Oh, come on, like you've never been there.
BeyoncÈ, being bootylicious, at MrSkin.com.
Beyoncé's Stubble Trouble
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