One Slip Beyonce!

I don't think you're ready for this jelly. And by "jelly", we mean "jam". And by "jam" we mean "fruit preserves". And by "fruit preserves" we mean "BeyoncÈ's vagina lips". Click for more.

This poses a confounding conundrum, right here. Now, to guard against nip slips, one would be wise to apply double stick tape to the breasts. But when one is donning two-sizes-too-small spangled tap pants that border on labe-splitters, how does one block the feminine folds from jauntily flopping out to perform a dance routine of their own? BeyoncÈ can't answer this question, and neither can we. Double sided tape would be rather painful, sewing the garment directly to the groin is impractical and impossible, and lining the vagina with chewing gum may cause an overgrowth of yeast or bacteria or, at the very least, cause an uncomfortable and unsightly bubble-blowing from one's lady chalice. We suppose there is only one logical option, and that's hiring miniature, Doozer-like creatures that dwell in the earth's core to create a complicated system of pulleys and framework to hold one's pants over a woman's hole.

Pics via Drunken Stepfather.

Bee shows it off at MrSkin.com.

Tagged as: BeyoncÈ Knowles, celebrity nudity