Benicio del Toro Makes Baby with Rod’s Kid

He’s an Oscar-winning, serious actor who was rumored to have made love with Scarlett Johansson in an elevator. She’s Rod Stewart’s daughter and she has fake boobs. Can they put aside their differences and come together to find love? No, they can’t. But they can come together at least once, unprotected-like, to make a the future greasiest baby in Hollywood. Via L&S:

Kimberly Stewart, the daughter of rocker Rod Stewart, is pregnant with actor Benicio del Toro’s baby, a rep for Benicio confirms.

“Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive,” Benicio’s rep, Robin Baum, tells Life & Style exclusively. “Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby.”

The fact that Del Toro’s rep is so eager to distance his client from Kimberly Stewart that she’d go out of her way to stress that they were in no way dating speaks volumes. She probably made gagging motions and held her nose exaggeratedly when she said it.

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p May 6, 2011 at 9:30 am

if this is true benicio is really an asshole. he seemed so intelligent and smart.
well… he seems just to be a starfucker. unbelievable shallow.

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