Just the other day we heard children’s book author/vagina rejuvenation enthusiast Jordan proclaim that big boobs are, like, so 2007. Which is kind of like Beyonce deciding that weaves are the dorkiest things since pocket protectors, but whatever. It seems that Kate Beckinsale agrees that implants are not this season’s must-have accessory, so it’s all deny, deny, deny that she ever stuffed some junk in her torso. The San Fransisco Chronicle reports:
British actress Kate Beckinsale has been “driven to despair” by rumors she has undergone breast enlargement surgery.
The “Pearl Harbor” star was reported to have opted for a figure-enhancement operation in 2005, after she was photographed sporting a noticeably larger chest.
But the 34-year-old insists her breasts grew naturally when she gained weight for her role in 2005 movie “The Aviator.”
And Beckinsale has now vowed not to answer any questions about the rumored surgery, because she is sick of talking about it.
She says, “The boob job thing has driven me to despair. I’m not discussing my breasts with anyone but my husband and my daughter from now on.
“I think once you start saying, ‘No, I haven’t’ too many times, it sounds as if you’re protesting too much.”
“I’m not discussing my breasts with anyone but my husband and my daughter from now on”? Just how often do you bring up your boobs when chatting with your nine-year-old offspring? When you jabber on about the buoyancy of your bazooms and their all-natural lift, does Lily yell, “Stop talking about your freakin’ funbags, Mom! It’s gross. And I’m trying to listen to this Hannah Montana song!” Or do your talks usually start by cracking open this book?
Judge Kate’s casabas for yourself at MrSkin.com.
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