Beckhams Continue Nonstop Copulation, Produce Fourth Offspring

In case you were under the mistaken impression that an eighty-eight-pound body with all the curvy womanly features of an eleven-year-old is insufficient to support human life, Victoria Beckham proves your assumption wrong by gestating her fourth child.

This sort-of confirmation comes from Hollysccop:

David just confirmed on the Spanish TV show Gente that his wife, Victoria, is indeed expecting their fourth child, Victoria hasn't exactly been mum about her desire for a girl.
David was asked by the paparazzi if Victoria was expecting and he said "Si (yes)" and smiled.

See, that's a little misleading. David didn't answer the question "Is Victoria expecting a human child to shoot forth from her loins," but rather "Is Victoria expecting?" Maybe the end of the question was really "Is Victoria expecting to be skinnier than Nicole Richie by the end of 2006?" Or "Is Victoria expecting to knee you really hard in the nuts tonight?" Or "Is Victoria expecting to learn to read before she writes another book?" Or maybe we're reading too much into this and Posh really is knocked up again. She probably heard that getting shitfaced in your first trimester ups your chances of producing a girl child.

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