We know if we had leaky nipples the size of Oatmeal Cream Pies and a screaming baby five feet from us at all times we'd want Kevin Federline around to play PS2 and occasionally yell out, "Hey, babe, the dog just shit on the rug. You should clean that up." And GQ agrees.
Just Jared has helpfully reprinted some choice quotes from K-Fed's GQ Man of the Year interview (and, yes, he is one of the men of the year). Some highlights:
Excels at some household task? "Pressing the TV buttons. Yeah, dude. That's like the number one thing."
Always closes the bathroom door? Not always. "The comfort level around here? It's family, man. It's like what you do with your brother or your sister or, you know, your moms or pops. I mean, you never cared when you were a kid."
Understands why he's a GQ Man of the Year? "Because I'm Daddy, dude. I'm Daddy. ****, that's pretty much it."
Check out the rest here.
