Listen, we're human, just like you. We wake up in the morning full of bitter regret, put our pants on one leg at a time, have to go to work and pay taxes and excrete our bodily waste into the toilet, just like everybody else. And yes, sometimes we make mistakes. There, we said it, goddammit. Are you satisfied? We once told you that Sharon Stone would be using a body double in the much-anticipated Basic Instinct sequel and we were wrong, okay? Wrong! Christ! So shut up. Oh, shit, you're crying. Shh, no. There, there. No need to cry. Your CelebNewsWire didn't mean to get so cross with you, sweetheart. It's okay. Shhhh.
So not only are we completely and utterly dumb and stupid and slightly mentally challenged and ugly and smelly and really bad at golf, we were wrong about Sharon's body double. Turns out she didn't employ stunt tits at all. As a matter of fact, she petitioned to increase the amount of insane, full frontal nudity and freaky, freaky sex in the flick. When she saw that a lot of the particularly salacious stuff had been cut, she was livid, and told the Mirror:
"When I saw the rough cut of the film they had taken a lot of stuff out and I asked: "Where's all the crazy stuff I did? What are we toning it down for? I said: 'Let's go crazy!' So we took some things out of the film and a lot of the kinky stuff and sex went back in – you'll see it. I felt the nude scenes should have a disturbing quality that is provocative but also bizarrely threatening and weird. I thought it would be intriguing to do it in a way that is just quite brazen. I wanted my character to be very masculine – like a man in a steam room. And I wanted the audience to have a moment where they realise she's naked and then realise she's a fortysomething woman and naked."
We love the idea of an audience full of NPR-loving classics scholars enjoying a leisurely afternoon at the cinema. They sit down to Basic Instinct 2, thinking it's going to be a film about the work of zoologist Konrad Lorenz, and halfway through, stand up in a huff, tossing their monocles to the ground, and shouting, "By gum, she's naked! And she's fortysomething!"
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