The impish, vehicular spirit of Joe Isuzu is not watching over Hollywood's B-list today. On-hiatus kiddie actor Haley Joel Osment was hospitalized this morning after crashing his 1995 Saturn in Los Angeles, and actor-slash-professional-Baldwin Daniel Baldwin is being held at the UCLA Medical Center under police custody after smashing his silver Thunderbird into a pair of parked cars. What's sadder–the fact that two beloved (we guess) "stars" were injured, or the fact that the guy who was in Vegas Vamps and an episode of Touched by an Angel can afford a decent Thunderbird, while the blockbustingly popular Osment, the Dakota Fanning of the late '90s, is forced to tool around town in a decade-old Saturn?
Haley Joel was traveling back to his home in the greater Los Angeles area this morning around 1 A.M. when he allegedly lost control of the vehicle and it crashed into a brick pillar. Although the actor has been hospitalized, no word on his condition was released. Although, as he was being wheeled into the ambulance, he reportedly whispered, "I see drunk people." We made that up.
But seeing drunkies for real was Daniel Baldwin, who, according to TMZ.com, ran a staggering two red lights before plowing into two cars, one of which was a Hummer that lurched forward twenty feet upon being impacted by Baldwin's car, traveling at an approximate 80 mph. Baldwin could face drunk driving charges (really???), and was driving the rented Thunderbird on a suspended license. OK, which Baldwin is Daniel Baldwin again? Is he Once-banged-Basinger Baldwin? No? Is he Married-to-Wilson-Phillips Baldwin? No? OK, then he's Jesus Baldwin, correct? No again? If only these Baldwins were like Care Bears and had pictures depicting their monikers branded into their cuddly, ultra-plush chests.
Daniel Baldwin isn't at MaleStars.com, but his brothers sure are.
