Bai Ling's Nips: Once You Pop, You Can't Stop

Yesterday, we showed you a nipless nip slip. Honestly, that wasn't very fair. You see the phrase "nip slip", you expect nip. But there was video! We got excited! It was a new medium! Like when Andy Warhol discovered the 16mm Bolex camera. But you know, Warhol is still best known for his silkscreens, and we're still best known for posting still pictures of dame parts, so after the cut, see the real Bai Ling thing. In fact, you might call us the Andy Warhol of the nip slip. The Van Gogh of the cheek sneak. The Hieronymus Bosch of upskirts. The Tom Batiuk of vagina flashes. Funky Winkerbean rules!

And speaking of Funky Winkerbean, here is dear old Bai Ling's funky bean winking out of her dress. Look at that thing! It's bigger than most guys' wieners. It's like a huge wad of chewed up gum. Only not, because then the stickiness would prevent her from constantly having these sartorial mishaps. So maybe she should have her nipples surgically replaced with half-chewn Bubblicious. There, we just solved the greatest problem plaguing Bai Ling today. Next up: we cure cancer!