Why’d Ya Have to Go and Make Things So Separated

avril_lavigne_deryck_whibleyHe was a boi. She was a girl. Then they got divorced. Could I make it any more obvious? After months of speculation, plucky towheaded Canadian Avril Lavigne has put the kibosh on her marriage to Sum 41 singer/main gnome Deryck Whibley. Us Weekly reports:

After three years of marriage, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley have split.

“She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on,” a source tells the new Us Weekly adding that Lavigne, 25, forced him out of their $9.5 million, 12,000-square-foot estate in L.A.’s Bel Air.  ”Divorce papers will be filed any day now.

Whibley, 29, “is crushed,” adds another insider.

And now we brace for the upcoming division of assets. Who will retain custody of Deryck’s superfluous consonants? Stay tuned.

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WeirdArchives September 17, 2009 at 1:20 pm

And now comes the inevitable crazed divorcée tour with plenty of liquor, loose clothing and God Knows What Else! I’ll be hiding under the bed until all this cools off, thanks. ;)

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Bobby Weird September 17, 2009 at 1:27 pm

Yeah, right!!

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Courtney September 19, 2009 at 5:00 pm

I hope you guys can work it out I know what it is like for Deryck to be a jerk I heard he was cheating on her before that is weird.

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ThaliaGrace January 29, 2012 at 8:20 pm

toooooooo late

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ThaliaGrace January 29, 2012 at 8:20 pm
ThaliaGrace January 29, 2012 at 8:20 pm

: putnam :

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ThaliaGrace January 29, 2012 at 8:21 pm

:putnam:

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