I am trying to be a responsible journalist, so I’m not using the “booze” tag here. I mean, it’s perfectly plausible that Lindsay Lohan didn’t drink last night. It’s not beyond the realm of possibility that she stayed out at a bar with friends the first night after being released from house arrest and then fell on her face in the street while being completely sober. Ahahaha, who am I fooling. The Hollywood Gossip says:
Last night, she partied with friends at the Lexington Social House in Los Angeles.
Lohan reportedly spent the evening with actors Emile Hirsch and
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Brood away.
I’m with Big Fun: teenage suicide, don’t do it. Don’t do adult suicide either. Because then you’ll be dead and I’ll be like, “where did so-and-so go” and then I’ll realize you’re dead and I’ll be sad. So cut it out, with the self-killing. That means you, Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Per the Irish Independent:
Jonathan Rhys Meyers has been discharged from hospital after an alleged suicide attempt.
The 33-year-old Irish actor, who resides in London, was taken to hospital by ambulance on Tuesday night after reportedly
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Denise welcomes another thumb-sucker into the fold.
Charlie Sheen has lost the last of his sweet young ladies. Meanwhile, Denise Richards has gained one. She’s adopted a baby girl. Go on with your bad self, Denise Richards.
The actress, 40, just adopted a baby girl domestically, her rep tells PEOPLE.
“Eloise Joni Richards is named after Denise’s mom (Joni), and Denise and her daughters Sam and Lola chose the name Eloise,” the rep says. “Denise and Eloise’s big sisters couldn’t be happier and feel incredibly blessed.”
I feel for
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"Waah, I dropped my career in the ocean."
A few hours ago, the sky darkened to a deep fiery red and became forebodingly freckled. A steady snow began to fall, snow that inexplicably made everyone start talking non-stop and sucking on their teeth. Was it the end of days? Judgement? Nope. It was Lindsay Lohan, who officially finished her house arrest and is now free to come and go and chug and snort as she pleases. Popeater reports:
Today is quite a good day for Lindsay Lohan. She ends
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There's got to be an explanat--nah.
I don’t have any particular context for the series of “Hayden Panettiere licking her own butt” photos at left. But when you see something this glorious, context is but an afterthought. Since there are five photos, let’s all sing to the tune of NKOTB’s “Step By Step”:
Step 1! Put your hands on your bum!
Step 2! Seems the thong’s full of goo!
Step 3! Now dig way down deep.
Step 4! Lick butt jam from your drawers
Step 5! Giggle cutely after you’ve had a bi-i-ite
HUAH!!!
It might look a little something like this.
If I were a very famous person, I would not have intercourse with anyone for fear that they would sell their story and/or ill-gotten pictures to the media. So basically my famous life would be just like my life now, only with story-selling. Precious witchlette Emma Watson is probably finding this out today, because an anonymous guy is shopping around a post-coital nude pic of her. And such is the peril of sex with Muggles. The shopper-arounder tells Deadspin:
I have
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I am trying to be a responsible journalist, so I’m not using the “booze” tag here. I mean, it’s perfectly plausible that Lindsay Lohan didn’t drink last night. It’s not beyond the realm of possibility that she stayed out at a bar with friends the first night after being released from house arrest and then fell on her face in the street while being completely sober. Ahahaha, who am I fooling. The Hollywood Gossip says:
