The NFL lockdown is over, and Jay Cutler has already fumbled.

Fumbled his wedding, that is.

It was love at first sight for the Chicago Bear and his reality show star lady love Kristin Cavallari–they were introduced by friends and got engaged three months later.

But this weekend, the couple announced that the wedding was off!

A source tells People that Cutler was the one who brought the axe down on the relationship:

“She got dumped. She’s absolutely devastated. She can’t believe this is happening. She was planning her dream wedding, the date was set, the location – everything was set. She’s in shock that the dream wedding she was planning is going to end this way.”

That’s bad news, Bear.

With Amy Winehouse‘s autopsy underway as we speak, there are plenty of rumors circulating regarding the singer’s last hours. An “insider” told the British tabloid The People that Amy was seen buying a combination of ketamine, cocaine, heroin, and ecstasy at a Camden bar on Friday night, while another source told the Daily Mirror that she had a blowout with her boyfriend, Reg Traviss, after he found out she’d been contacting her toxic ex, Blake Fielder-Civil.

However, everything’s just speculation at this point.

Amy’s good friend and PR representative, Chris Goodman, claims that the singer was checked by a doctor the day before as part of her recovery process and given a clean bill of health. On Saturday, she went to take a nap and her bodyguard checked on her six hours later and found her unresponsive.

Goodman says: “She was in her bedroom after saying she wanted to sleep and when he went to wake her he found she wasn’t breathing. He called the emergency services straight away. He was very shocked. At this stage no one knows how she died. She died alone in bed.”

Yeardley Smith (July 3, 1964) (47)
Tom Cruise (July 3, 1962) (49)
Montel Williams (July 3, 1956) (55)
The Situation (July 4, 1982) (29)
Geraldo Rivera (July 4, 1943) (68)
Huey Lewis (July 5, 1951) (60)
Tia and Tamera Mowry (July 6, 1978) (33)
50 Cent (July 6, 1976) (35)
Jennifer Saunders (July 6, 1958) (53)
Geoffrey Rush (July 6, 1951) (60)
George W. Bush (July 6, 1946) (65)
Sylvester Stallone (July 6, 1946) (65)
Ned Beatty (July 6, 1937) (74)
Della Reese (July 6, 1931) (80)
Michelle Kwan (July 7, 1980) (31)
Shelley Duvall (July 7, 1949) (62)
Ringo Starr (July 7, 1940) (71)
Jaden Smith (July 8, 1998) (13)
Sophia Bush (July 8, 1982) (29)
Beck (July 8, 1970) (41)
Toby Keith (July 8, 1961) (50)
Kevin Bacon (July 8, 1958) (53)
Anjelica Huston (July 8, 1951) (60)
Wolfgang Puck (July 8, 1949) (62)
Steve Lawrence (July 8, 1935) (76)
Fred Savage (July 9, 1976) (35)
Jack White (July 9, 1975) (36)
Courtney Love (July 9, 1964) (47)
Kelly McGillis (July 9, 1957) (54)
Tom Hanks (July 9, 1956) (55)
Jimmy Smits (July 9, 1955) (56)
John Tesh (July 9, 1952) (59)
O.J. Simpson (July 9, 1947) (64)

How is babby formed?

1. This almost A list movie actress is pregnant. The problem is her boyfriend dumped her. What to do? (CDaN)

“Almost A list” sounds like “Almost Famous”… Kate Hudson?

2. Which iconic sci-fi sex symbol with a history of bad relationships has gone lesbian? The once red-hot actress’ life is usually an open book, so it’s no wonder she’s telling friends that she’s ready to come out! (Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Book = Carrie Fisher.

3. What Oscar-winning actor is already being blasted as a deadbeat dad BEFORE his baby’s even born?! The brooding actor hasn’t ponied up for his baby mama’s prenatal care because he’s been too busy romancing a hot new gal! (Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Ponied = pony = Del TORO. C’mon. Give me a challenge!

After suffering a devastating miscarriage a few months ago, Kelly Brook is back and shopping. Listen, I know this is a controversial opinion and it’s going to make me incredibly unpopular with the readers, but… OK, I’ll just come right out and say it. I think she’s kind of pretty. I know, it’s weird.

"You wanna go for a ride inna cart, don't you? Yes you do. Yes you do."

After the original American Pie movie series, there were several straight-to-DVD spinoffs that most of the cast save for Eugene Levy refuse to take part in. Times have changed, and apparently Tara Reid, Natasha Lyonne, Chris Klein and the rest of the gang aren’t exactly setting the world alight so they’ve all agreed to return for American Reunion. And if you’re wondering how Tara Reid is holding up these days, Page Six has your answer.

The disheveled-looking actress stopped two strangers in a Walgreens parking lot over the weekend, a source said, to ask where the “nearest Mexican restaurant was. She was wearing torn jeans and a pink hoodie, despite the 90-degree heat. She was pushing a shopping cart with her dog in it.” A Walgreens manager emerged and ordered Reid to return her cart. “She whined, ‘I’m just borrowing it,’” our amused spy said. “Ma’am, please, we don’t have that many,” said the clerk, whom Reid argued with before ditching the cart, grabbing the dog, and storming off.

Eh, that doesn’t sound that crazy. It could have been a shopping cart full of feral cats, or live scorpions, or her own bodily waste. What I’m saying here is that Tara Reid’s really turned it around.

German through and through.

Heidi Klum: she’s tall, she has fifty children, she models, she acts, she hosts, she sings songs about shiny stars and jingle bells. Is there anything she can’t do? There is: wear a bikini top. She recently told PopEater that the only thing worse than tan lines is ageism in swimwear.

“I love tanning my body and I don’t love tan lines necessarily. I don’t think too much about what other people think or if they think this woman is too old to wear just a bikini or a bikini bottom. I come from Europe so I’m not American. It is very different here than it is German or Italy. I grew up with men wearing Speedos on the beach and topless women on the beach at any age.”

God, that’s sexy. There is nothing quite like taking one of the world’s most beautiful women and then imagining her breasts covered in malignant melanoma while surrounded with topless grandmas and dudes in grape-smugglers. Tell us more, Heidi, don’t hold back.

The corduroy kid

Rest assured, the #1 paternity drama in Hollywood remains January Jones, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have room to welcome more mysterious parenthood into the picture. Enter ’80s-’90s supermodel Linda Evangelista and her previously dadless son, per the NY Post:

The father of supermodel Linda Evangelista’s 4-year-old boy is none other than billionaire Frenchman Francois-Henri Pinault — who just happens to be the husband of actress Salma Hayek.

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  She's just bein' Miley.

  Miley Cyrus sheds her child star status. And her bra. (The Blemish)

• Ewan McGregor and his wife adopted a baby girl. Eat your heart out, Denise Richards. (ICYDK)
• Charlize Theron is like, “marriage, whatevz.” (Bricks and Stones)
• Alicia Keys‘ wax statue looks just like her. Only white. (Hollywood Rag)
• Megan Fox didn’t actually cheat on BAG with Shia the Beef. The were ON a BREAK! (Anything Hollywood)
• Justin Timberlake invests in MySpace. What a head for business on this guy. (Daily Stab)
• Eva Mendes and Jason Sudeikis what whaaat? (Just Jared)
• Mission Impossible 4 Trailer. There it is. (ONTD)

The charming and talented Emma Stone is on the cover of this month’s Vanity Fair. Given VF‘s penchant for naked people (see: Keira Knightley’s cover butt), one would assume Emma might be naked on the inside. Nope. All we get is this dumb old dirty old Gwyneth Paltrow without a shirt on. Aw, nuts. I’ll look at it but I won’t like it, I tell you.