We like Amanda Seyfried. She seems nice. And unlike most actresses her age, she doesn’t induce in us an urge to run a jagged fingernail across our eyeball. But sweet Moses’ beard, there is nothing in this world that could make us watch Dear John. It’s like The Notebook! But with war! Yay! We even came up with a list of things we would enjoy more than seeing that weepy wound. We would rather hunt down Jesse Camp in whatever far flung gutter he’s residing and give him a lap dance than watch Dear John. We would rather volunteer our
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It’s election day here in Illinois, so we’re going to take a moment to tell you about the horrors that could befall the world if everyone in America actually showed up at the polls. What if America set up an American Idol-like system where voters could just make a phone call to cast their vote? You know what would happen? Bret Michaels would be our president. And according to him, he’d be, like, good at it and shit. He told PopEater:
I have a shirt ‘Bret Michaels for President.’ I’d be good. When I am drinking beer at the
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Let’s run down the Grammys, shall we? Lady Gaga went all dueling pianos with Elton John (OMG, we didn’t call him SIR! We’re evil, dirty blasphemers!). Pink did that same trapeze, titties out thing she did at the VMAs, but this time she was covered in water, making it look like she was peeing all over Jay-Z and whoever else was in the good seats. The Black Eyed Peas did their schtick (It’s the future! We’re robots! iPod! Computer! Mad Max! Technology! Rawr!). Taylor Swift sang really really off key and made Stevie Nicks join in on a song about
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Oh, come ON!!! We knew Chris “Doo Doo” Brown was about as stupid as Heidi Montag’s left pinky nail (with about the same amount of integrity too), but this? This is just over-the-line dipshit moronic. Here’s what we think happened. Jean-Paul Gaultier over there got a little look at that Madonna + dong pic down there and said to Chris, “Why doesn’t she wear that beautiful cone bra anymore? She looked so classy and young! Now she looks like that mean grandma in Flowers in the Attic. Do you think you could get your nice little girlfriend Rihanna to
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Sometimes Hollywood rumors get out of hand. Margot Kidder probably isn’t all that super crazy (at least anymore). Joan Crawford probably wasn’t a towering ogre every minute of every day. But Katherine Heigl? Apparently she really is a female Gargamel. But since she doesn’t have a cute kitty to fool her coworkers, she’s using a baby. A source said (via Celebitchy):
She’s mellowed out since bringing home Naleigh. She’s a doting mom. She doesn’t like to be apart from her baby, so she brings her to the set as often as she can.
She’s really trying hard to be
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IMDb tells us that wee little supermodel
Miranda Kerr was born in 1983, making her a disgustingly ancient 27 years old. And we know that it would be super stupid for a model to lie and say she's older than she actually is, but girl looks like she should be studying compound fractions and doodling Mrs. Justin Bieber on her
Suite Life on Deck notebook. Sure, part of it is that she's a model, and therefore about the circumference of a Tootsie Roll with teeny tiny little teatlets, but it's mostly her face we're talking about. It looks like it hasn't yet felt the sting of its first pimple or ever experienced the rub of a grown man's stubble. But, that said, she's still pretty damn hot in these
GQ pics. Just try not to think about her singing along to Miley Cyrus while working on her potato-powered flashlight for the science fair and you should be all right.
We like Amanda Seyfried. She seems nice. And unlike most actresses her age, she doesn’t induce in us an urge to run a jagged fingernail across our eyeball. But sweet Moses’ beard, there is nothing in this world that could make us watch Dear John. It’s like The Notebook! But with war! Yay! We even came up with a list of things we would enjoy more than seeing that weepy wound. We would rather hunt down Jesse Camp in whatever far flung gutter he’s residing and give him a lap dance than watch Dear John. We would rather volunteer our
