It looks like Chris “Doo Doo” Brown may finally be relinquishing his well-earned title of A ASSHOLE. Who do you think the big macho lady-beating manly man wiener head is who’s taking it away? Mel Gibson? Ben Affleck? The Situation? Nah. It’s Sam Ronson. She allegedly beats the crap out of sorta-maybe-sometimes-ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. A source told Radar:
One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head.
She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.
It’s so twisted.
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We have tried very, very hard to ignore the movie Valentine’s Day (and the holiday, for that matter). From what we can gather from the commercials, it’s He’s Just Not that into You with Julia Roberts instead of Jennifer Aniston, and more sappy love crap than whining about not understanding the internet. But apparently Anne Hathaway‘s in it. She’s pretty. But since she’s not pretty and naked in it, we’ll skip the movie and just watch Anne promote the movie. Cause the way she’s doing that is by almost giving up nipple in GQ and talking about how Jennifer Garner
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You probably think that Lindsay Lohan is hard at work with a bunch of Rubbermaid bins and a couple packs of Swiffers trying to rid her home of an Alpine pile of free shit, but you don’t know her very well, do you? She’s actually been busy boozing, popping pills, grinding on girlies, and getting into public fights with past pussy pal Sam Ronson. Radar claims that LiLo showed up at one of SamRo’s DJ gigs chugging from a vodka bottle, chomping on Adderal, and looking for some action. A source gabbed:
“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s
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Lauren Bush: Do you think the camera’s getting my good side? This is my good side, right? Oh, I can’t remember. Maybe I should pull my dress down a little more just in case.
Barbara Bush: If this guy touches me again, I swear I’ll scream. Daddy gave me a rape whistle for moments like this. God, I wish I still had service following me. This is creeping me out.
Vincent Gallo: Which one of these of these girls would make a good lead in The Brown Bunny 2? The one in green’s hotter, but the other one looks dumber,
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That John Mayer. He’s such a cad. You just can’t pin him down. And you know why? Because he apparently thinks that marriage is the root of all evil. If it weren’t for marriage, famous dudes could pork a million ladies and say really dirty things to them—in writing—and no one would give a fart. That’s where Tiger Woods went wrong. It wasn’t that Tiger wracked up enough lays to start his own foxy boxing league; it was getting married. Mayer told The Independent:
Tiger Woods’ problems come from him being married. The end. It has nothing to do with
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If we told you that Lindsay Lohan was a hoarder, what would you imagine being piled in her bedroom? Cat carcasses a la Edie and Edie? Decades-old New York Times a la the Collyer brothers? Or something a bit more unique, more Lindsay, like empty cocaine baggies, torn up leggings, and a few tired, neglected peens she had used up and forgotten about? Truth is, it’s just shoes. Kind of a let down, actually. But hey, at least now we know why she never wears pants; girl just can’t find any in that big ol’ shit pile she
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It looks like Chris “Doo Doo” Brown may finally be relinquishing his well-earned title of A ASSHOLE. Who do you think the big macho lady-beating manly man wiener head is who’s taking it away? Mel Gibson? Ben Affleck? The Situation? Nah. It’s Sam Ronson. She allegedly beats the crap out of sorta-maybe-sometimes-ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. A source told Radar:
