Ashley Greene Gets Interviewed, We Just Like the Pictures

Ashley Greene was a secondary player with a love of mousse in Twilight, playing second fiddle to broodmeister Robert Pattinson and lip-chewer Kristen Stewart. Then came her leaked nude pictures and she was mad. Real mad. Then she realized that people really liked said nude pictures, and suddenly, we can’t keep clothes on her. It’s like she’s Superman and shirts are Kryptonite. Or it’s like she’s Pig Pen and clothing is a bar of Ivory. Or maybe it’s like she’s like an African tsetse fly and an outfit is a mosquito net. Or maybe she’s like a bear claw donut and clothes are a Gustav Klimt painting. Maybe she’s a reusable canvas shopping bag and clothing is golgi apparatus. Maybe she’s an antique toilet plunger and clothes are a slightly tangled Slinky. Yeah. Yeah, it’s like that. Anyway, here’s Ashley Greene in a see-through bra in the new issue of Interview.

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