Ashley Greene Nude! Except Not Really

ashley-greene-nude-body-paint1Last week we saw some pics labeled “Ashley Greene nude” and, we’ll admit, we got a little excited. Those leaked pics from a while back didn’t stick around long before the lawyers got all lawyery and made them disappear. But then these pics. They’re a sham, a ruse, a dirty little trick. Because, yes, she’s not wearing any clothes. But she is wearing gobs of paint over her yammos and clammo. But no matter. Today there are more pics of Ashley Greene fake nude, so we’ll bite. They’re still kind of hot. And what else are we going to show you today, Lord of the Dance in a speedo?

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Ralphimus January 11, 2010 at 2:16 pm

Seen the real thing when they were up… wasn’t really impressed. Why do women shave the crotchal region??? Do they wanna look prepubescent for some preverted reasoning? YUCH! Don’t shave that clammo!!!

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Agent E. January 11, 2010 at 2:51 pm

Maybe it’s a way for women to trick men into thinking that they cannot possibly get pregnant because they have not went through puberty yet. We surely can’t think of a more sensible answer.

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Kurt Fox January 11, 2010 at 4:39 pm

I like’m shaved. No hair poking up in my nostrils!!

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digger January 11, 2010 at 8:19 pm

Crotchal region?

Why don’t some people learn proper English? ROTFLMAO XD

I’ll guess it makes men more attracted to them, plus who wants a mouth full of hair, also have you ever seen your grandmas hairy pussy, scary. =0

Don’t plan on it changing, just find something more constructive to do with your time, or go ahead and fight the world, either way I don’t care.

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Agent E. January 12, 2010 at 3:24 pm

I’m a bit worried about you, digger. You’re obviously lashing out at others to forget the sight of seeing your grandma’s hairy pussy. That must have been a very traumatizing experience.

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digger January 12, 2010 at 9:47 pm

True, LOL

Her pussy hair poked my eyes out, now I have a seeing eye dog.

=S

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Bill C. January 15, 2010 at 9:18 am

Poor girl has no nipples.

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