It's official. These two dildos reproduced. Awesome. Fall Out Turd Pete Wentz wrote on his website:
"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.
- Pete and Ashlee Wentz"
So far, this fetus's father's greatest accomplishment to date (besides being in Racetraitor, of course) is having his ding dong pics leaked to the internet. And its mother is known for having a nose job, lip synching on SNL, and verbally abusing McDonald's employees. So basically we're looking at a future president of the USA or cancer-curer here.
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She's good looking, and sings good too. Nice legs.