Ashlee Simpson Must Be Stopped.

Some people don’t want Ashlee Simpson to ever La La again. Yeah, like anyone who watched the Orange Bowl–or masochistically listened to the performance over and over again the next day because we’re dirty and we deserved it. Whoops, did we say “we”? We did.

Eighteen-year-old Bethany Decker just couldn’t take the assault on her ears, so she started the web site www.stopashlee.com, where you can sign a petition calling for Ashlee Simpson to “stop recording, touring, modeling, and performing. We do not wish to see her again.” Hear, hear. The petition states, “We, the undersigned, are disgusted with Ashlee Simpson’s horrible singing and hereby ask her to stop. . . . She cannot match the sound of her voice that can be found on her CDs when she sings live. She simply yells the words (sometimes the wrong ones) into the mic.” Or sometimes she lets the tape do the singing for her, which, let’s admit it, is preferable.

If this petition works and Ashlee actually cancels her upcoming tour, maybe a wave of similar petitions will follow. Kirstie Alley: Shut up about being fat. Paris Hilton: Stop flashing your snatch all over town.

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