Hey, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are dating, or something. We can neither act surprised nor pitch snark, since it seems like an apt enough pairing, and we're not familiar enough with his oeuvre (aside from his dick pix of yore) to properly mock him while she's so far off the radar now that poking fun at her lip syncing or nosejobbing would just be embarrassing. A source spotted them at a club and told People:
ìThey definitely werenít hiding the fact that they were together . . . They were making out a lot and they were pretty intense.î
"Pretty intense"? What does that even mean? How does one measure or note such a thing? "The hands dug into the ass with an extra-firm kneading motion." "There was something about the way she freaked him to 'Ridin' that was, I dunno, really urgent."
Thanks to Flynet for the intense picture.
