Amongst today's hottest young celebs, talking about your clam-jousting fantasies is the new talking about how you want to adopt a cute orphan from one of those icky far-off lands. But honestly, these two things are not so different–it's not like said starlets are actually gonna do either.
Ashlee Simpson (Oh, you remember her. The lesser-jugged Simpson sister, the one with the heartburn) is the latest to join Eva Longoria and Drea de Matteo in their claimed lady-loving; however, Ashlee being so very young and raised by god-fearing folk, her fantasy is a little less Gia and little more Just One of the Guys. She tells People magazine that she harbors a secret desire to be Brad Pitt, saying "I'd love every woman to love me. [I would want to be with] Angelina Jolie! Well, and Jennifer Aniston. I'll take them both." Poor g.d. Jennifer Aniston. What it bitter pill it must be to know you're everyone's second choice after Angelina, even Ashlee Simpson's.
Ashlee's far too young to be parading her titties around. Instead, look at Angelina at MrSkin.com.
Oh, Aniston too, WE SUPPOSE.
Ashlee Longs to Be the Meat In a Jen-Jolie Sandwich
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