Ashlee Simpson is a dirty girl–but not in the way we were all hoping. She's too busy possibly dating Fez and avoiding singing lessons to clean up after herself.
Ashlee recently used the sucker-provided cash from sales of her unexplainably popular debut album to purchase her first home. But of course she couldn't make such a huge decision all by her poor little self; creepy Daddy Joe and usually invisible Momma Tina had to give her the go ahead. Simpson said, "I wouldn't have bought the house without going to my parents and being like, 'Okay, do you think I'm ready?' They were like, 'Yeah, you can do it, you just can't live how you have been in your apartment.' I was living like a fraternity boy. It was bad. There were like potato chips under the couch and my parents were, 'You have to be clean!'" She most likely continued, "So I called Jessica and was like, 'Jess, you have to teach me to clean.' And she was all, 'Duh, I don't know how to clean. You sell more records than I do. Use that money to hire a maid. I can teach you how to get rid of acne though.' And I was like, 'Bitch, I ain't got acne.' And she was all, 'Whatevs, what do you call Wilmer?'"
Ashlee Dirty (But Not Dirrty).
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