For the fifth time in six years, Britney Spears (rhyme!) is the #1 most searched name on Yahoo!. Yahoo! spokeswoman Cathi Early says:
“Why she keeps ranking top… is beyond me.”
We have no idea why she would possibly be #1, either. No idea at all.
And speaking of searching and ranking, at present, the top ten search phrases that lead readers to CelebNewsWire are:
1. britney spears upskirt
2. brittany spears crotch shots
3. lindsay lohan nude
4. brittany spears pantyless
5. brittany spears crotch
6. lindsay lohan panties
7. paris hilton upskirt
8. paris hilton no panties
9. lindsay lohan upskirt
10. britney spears pantyless
Which leads to the following conclusions:
1. Boobs are O-U-T, girfriend!
2. Speaking of spelling stuff: B-R-I-T-N-E-Y
3. Somewhere way, way down on that list, the phrase “Aaron Carter shirtless” is crying and contemplating going commando under a kilt.
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