Anne Hathaway reeks like a sailor after two months at sea filled with nothing but Jameson and butt sex. Really. She said so.
OK, so maybe not in those exact words, but she did imply that she’s a stinky little monkey. This comes from some place called starpulse.com, but we don’t really care. We’re gullible; we’ll believe just about anything short of Lilo dining with the Queen. Quoth the mysterious gossip source:
Anne Hathaway gladly left behind her designer wardrobe from fashion-themed movie The Devil Wears Prada because the costumes were disgusting by the time they finished shooting. Costume designer Patricia Fields dressed the young star in pricey designer fashions for the film, including Chanel and Dolce & Gabbana.
But after months of filming and no dry-cleaning or washing, the clothes began to take on a life of their own. Hathaway explains, “They had an odor all their own. They could stand up by themselves. I never want to see those damn things again!”
Huh? We’re talking about a high-profile, big-studio film here, not an NYU finals project. Did the allotted laundry budget all go to Madame Streep and nothing was left over for poor little Anne? She’s not the greatest actress of her generation, after all; she doesn’t deserve freshly laundered costumes. She’ll have to wait until she has a Sophie’s Choice or a Silkwood under her belt to warrant a dry-cleaning budget. So until then, young Hathaway, slap on some extra Secret and buck it up.
Anne may be stinky, but at least she’s naked at MrSkin.com.
And Miss Meryl’s naked there too.
