Ah, the life of a celebrated thespian! The long hours spent poring over scripts. The dedication to the craft that allows one to spend hours, days even, getting inside the head of one’s character. The natural talent that gives one easy access to one’s emotions. The discussions with the director over the character’s motivation. The leaning over, allowing one’s fat, baby-thumb nipple to squint out from ‘neath an American Apparel deep V tee. After the cut. AnnaLynne McCord nipple. Or would that be NiPpLe?
At this point, we know nothing of AnnaLynne other than the fact that her nips have some sort of shirt-repelling force field around them. They’re better actors than she is. I heard one of them played Laurey AND Aunt Eller in its high school production of Oklahoma! True story.
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