Another gentleman has run, gasping, to the current events forefront, brandishing a sweaty claim ticket for poor wee Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern–Anna Nicole’s onetime bodyguard/TV chef, a burly chap named Alexander Denk. Behind the cut, an update on the baby’s possible sirers, though at this point, we think they should all just move into a quirky New York City loft and raise the child together. They can have a cool art-car in the middle of the apartment and Dannielynn can date Giovanni Ribisi.
Possible Babydaddy Update #1:
You’ll not want to tune into Extra tonight, because Denk has exclusively sold his story opened up about his relationship with ANS. Says Extra:
. . . Denk dropped the baby bombshell we never saw coming. When asked if Smith ever revealed to him the real father of Dannielynn, Denk responded, ìShe always told me she wanted to have her kids with me.î
So is there a possibility Denk is Dannielynnís father?
ìThereís always a possibility,î he insisted.
Furthermore,
Denk does not believe drugs were to blame for Anna Nicoleís death.
ìMy opinion, I donít think so,î he told us. ìI think she was exhausted.î
Exhaustion claims another victim in Hollywood. And this time, it’s deadly. Directed by Brett Ratner.
Possible Babydaddy Update #2:
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s trophy husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, says that he is set to jet off to the Bahamas to fight for the baby. He plans on filing a paternity challenge this week because he is desperate to take custody of Dannielynn. Even though he never said a word about it. Until now. Now that Anna Nicole is dead. And the child is worth millions, possibly. Von Anhalt says,
“If the court rules in my favor, I will go to The Bahamas and pick up the child. My wife says, `If you bring a baby home then it’s over.’ If my wife wants to divorce me then it’s up to her.”
We don’t blame Zsa Zsa for not wanting to compete with a baby in the house. When you’re pushing 90, having a rival over the strained turkey and carrots is a pain in the ass, no matter how scrappy you may be.
Possible Babydaddy Update #3:
According to TMZ, Larry Birkhead says that
. . . seeing the ultrasound of his baby with Smith was ìone of the happiest moments of my life.î But Birkhead wonít say anything about his last meeting with Anna Nicole ó because it could ìcome back to hauntî him later, he thinks.
Possible Babydaddy Update #4:
Howard K. Stern is still an asshole.
He got paid ONE MILLION DOLLARS for that. Asshole.
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